Don't forget that socks go on before your boots!!!

You lift your right leg up and you shake it all about?

How do we get out of this car park without satnav?

...and the last piece of advice is if a bull comes charging towards you just stand still and stare straight into it's eyes.

I'm only taking your picture because we can't use the new finger print machine.

"For the eighth time, this is the last hill we have to climb"

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to get through this gate?

If we run down this hill we can hide before the slow ones at the back catch up.

Being locked up in a cage "en route" causes a slight delay.

Can anyone whistle Colonel Bogey?

If those two want to sit on the seat for a while it's up to them. They can catch up later!

You have to expect that children can't pass up the chance of throwing stones into the water.